Jake Drake and His Snake
Jake Drake found a snake
At a local jamboree
When he took it home
And saw it roam
It had legs like you and me
Jake Drake couldn’t outrun this snake
It ran at sonic speed
When he tried to flee
He would skin his knee
And his snake would snicker with glee
Jake Drake didn’t like his snake
But it followed him to school
The class would groan
When the snake was shown
The snake was awfully cruel
Jake Drake had a plan for his snake
When he took his clothes for a clean
He hid it under a stack at the Laundromat
And ran before he was seen